Gabjin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, passionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gabjin created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabjin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gabjin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gabjin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gabjin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.