Ranlarppark is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying crocodile.

Ranlarppark created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranlarppark, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ranlarppark, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ranlarppark's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ranlarppark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing white tights and balancing three silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Do not take Ranlarppark's name in vain.