Gup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil finch.

Gup created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gup, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gup, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gup's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gup's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo horses for they are unholy.

2. Never mark doors with blue.

3. Never feed grapes to gulls while wearing purple shirts.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.