Rigstipjap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident guinea pig.

Rigstipjap created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rigstipjap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rigstipjap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rigstipjap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rigstipjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never paint your back red.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.