Stigjabjam Bessgamfenfid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent centaur.

Stigjabjam Bessgamfenfid created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigjabjam Bessgamfenfid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stigjabjam Bessgamfenfid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stigjabjam Bessgamfenfid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Stigjabjam Bessgamfenfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Stigjabjam Bessgamfenfid on top of all buildings.
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