Zigsomveg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow shark.

Zigsomveg created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Zigsomveg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zigsomveg, it will boil you in a big pot.

Zigsomveg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zigsomveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigsomveg.