Gupvigbut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive naga.

Gupvigbut created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupvigbut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gupvigbut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gupvigbut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gupvigbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never paint your legs white.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about amino acids.