Sogjadhub is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering camel.

Sogjadhub created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogjadhub, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogjadhub, he will come to you in dreams.

Sogjadhub's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sogjadhub's Holy Commandments

1. Sogjadhub loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Sogjadhub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.