Jabtittar is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, fast capybara.

Jabtittar created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabtittar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jabtittar, he will boil you in a big pot.

Jabtittar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jabtittar's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of horses.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.