Hitrilltab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking crow.

Hitrilltab created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitrilltab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hitrilltab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hitrilltab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hitrilltab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to shrews while wearing corsets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not hop at forests.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.