Hatkengep is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, intelligent rat.

Hatkengep created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hatkengep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hatkengep, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hatkengep's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hatkengep's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Hatkengep loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Hatkengep on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.