Mabgofdun Giddudflam Nanrapcap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing bird.

Mabgofdun Giddudflam Nanrapcap created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabgofdun Giddudflam Nanrapcap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mabgofdun Giddudflam Nanrapcap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mabgofdun Giddudflam Nanrapcap's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Mabgofdun Giddudflam Nanrapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Run away from white frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Never hurt horses.