Ruttafvad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong snail.

Ruttafvad created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttafvad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ruttafvad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ruttafvad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ruttafvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never sprint in the presence of doves.

3. You must love Ruttafvad.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Ruttafvad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not speak about garlic.