Godhabpog Bunbossbonk Wikcaplunzig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humorless camel.

Godhabpog Bunbossbonk Wikcaplunzig created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Godhabpog Bunbossbonk Wikcaplunzig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Godhabpog Bunbossbonk Wikcaplunzig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Godhabpog Bunbossbonk Wikcaplunzig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Godhabpog Bunbossbonk Wikcaplunzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.