Nibgidpop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty dingo.

Nibgidpop created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibgidpop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nibgidpop, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nibgidpop's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nibgidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while unclean.

2. Do not laugh at mountains.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never feed nuts to mites while wearing jumpers.