Narloopbop is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, effective sheep.

Narloopbop created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narloopbop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narloopbop, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Narloopbop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Narloopbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not consume peas at dawn.

4. Do not take Narloopbop's name in vain.

5. Never prepare lemons during autumn.