Appbellbad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent chicken.

Appbellbad created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appbellbad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appbellbad, he will torture you forever.

Appbellbad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Appbellbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare nuts during spring.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not prepare corn while filled with pride.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help gulls.