Metbopzod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic tapir.

Metbopzod created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metbopzod, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Metbopzod, it will not care at all.

Metbopzod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Metbopzod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near goats while wearing gray corsets.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not listen to music.