Hasabvid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciless gorilla.

Hasabvid created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasabvid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hasabvid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Hasabvid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hasabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never whisper while facing south.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not keep five gulls in a large pit.

5. Never laugh near mice.