Beddunbid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unfair goose.

Beddunbid created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beddunbid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Beddunbid, it will turn you into a goat.

Beddunbid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Beddunbid's Holy Commandments

1. Beddunbid loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the west.