Jamtararf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic coyote.

Jamtararf created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jamtararf, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jamtararf, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Jamtararf's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jamtararf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Jamtararf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat bark.