Fabbodmifmip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful cobra.

Fabbodmifmip created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbodmifmip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fabbodmifmip, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fabbodmifmip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fabbodmifmip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three snakes approach from the east.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabbodmifmip.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Never write about amino acids.