Tuntitflam Litranlakrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent wombat.

Tuntitflam Litranlakrutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tuntitflam Litranlakrutt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tuntitflam Litranlakrutt, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tuntitflam Litranlakrutt's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tuntitflam Litranlakrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.