Tailsadstrag Baffitsaw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, emotional finch.

Tailsadstrag Baffitsaw created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailsadstrag Baffitsaw, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tailsadstrag Baffitsaw, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tailsadstrag Baffitsaw's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tailsadstrag Baffitsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink alcohol.