Babominvog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome wyvern.

Babominvog created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babominvog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Babominvog, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Babominvog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Babominvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never sprint near tapirs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Do not make images of living things.