Madgablat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fast sheep.

Madgablat created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Madgablat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Madgablat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Madgablat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Madgablat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide if five pigs approach from the south.