Fed is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful dryad.

Fed created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fed, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fed, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fed's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fed's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fed's priests.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.