Rawtitbon is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring owl.

Rawtitbon created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtitbon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawtitbon, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rawtitbon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rawtitbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Rawtitbon loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must pray to Rawtitbon five times a day.

5. Always wear yellow.