Hatpinbodcamflyflamtagvig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tranquil dragon.

Hatpinbodcamflyflamtagvig created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatpinbodcamflyflamtagvig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hatpinbodcamflyflamtagvig, she will torture you forever.

Hatpinbodcamflyflamtagvig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hatpinbodcamflyflamtagvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing eight silver spheres on your neck.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never sit near capybaras.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about gravity.