Kabyarltabdib Venstigbottancathud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable mouse.

Kabyarltabdib Venstigbottancathud created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabyarltabdib Venstigbottancathud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kabyarltabdib Venstigbottancathud, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kabyarltabdib Venstigbottancathud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Kabyarltabdib Venstigbottancathud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing black kilts.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not take Kabyarltabdib Venstigbottancathud's name in vain.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.