Foblabpop is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody dragon.

Foblabpop created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Foblabpop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Foblabpop, she will curse you with boils.

Foblabpop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Foblabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange cats for they are unholy.

2. Foblabpop loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Foblabpop loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.