Boddumyar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless giraffe.

Boddumyar created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddumyar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Boddumyar, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Boddumyar's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Boddumyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Never remain bowed at midnight.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.