Nellmeghad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast crane.

Nellmeghad created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellmeghad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nellmeghad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nellmeghad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nellmeghad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never paint your back blue.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Hide from fawn voles for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.