Wikfarndon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able gorilla.

Wikfarndon created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikfarndon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wikfarndon, he will turn you into a rock.

Wikfarndon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wikfarndon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to turtles while wearing brown tights.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wikfarndon on top of all buildings.