Bastpid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish gorilla.

Bastpid created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastpid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bastpid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bastpid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bastpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never wear black corsets.