Buntarkab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, witless mongoose.

Buntarkab created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buntarkab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Buntarkab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Buntarkab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Buntarkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Hide from white aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the south.