Minrilltar is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered warg.

Minrilltar created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Minrilltar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Minrilltar, he will curse you with boils.

Minrilltar's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Minrilltar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Hide if seven mites approach from the south.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minrilltar.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Minrilltar loves swans, so they must be honoured.