Yikflowdit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humorless coyote.

Yikflowdit created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikflowdit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yikflowdit, he will not care at all.

Yikflowdit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yikflowdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to dogs while wearing jumpers.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Never wear blue trousers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shave your hands.