Habgetzag is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, unthinking
sheep.
Habgetzag created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Habgetzag, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Habgetzag, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Habgetzag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Habgetzag's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about gooseberries.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Run away if four monkeys approach from the west.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never wear yellow dresses.