Habgetzag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthinking sheep.

Habgetzag created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Habgetzag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habgetzag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Habgetzag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Habgetzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Run away if four monkeys approach from the west.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear yellow dresses.