Cubgilsid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair raven.

Cubgilsid created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubgilsid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cubgilsid, it will send you a sign.

Cubgilsid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cubgilsid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Always help pigs in need.