Cubgilsid is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair
raven.
Cubgilsid created humankind six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cubgilsid, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Cubgilsid, it will send you a sign.
Cubgilsid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Cubgilsid's Holy Commandments1. Hide from indigo tapirs for they are unholy.
2. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never talk about dark energy.
5. Always help pigs in need.