Ragbastgat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic octopus.

Ragbastgat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbastgat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragbastgat, she will not invite you to parties.

Ragbastgat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ragbastgat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Ragbastgat's name in vain.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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