Yimcarlap is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing duck.

Yimcarlap created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Yimcarlap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yimcarlap, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yimcarlap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yimcarlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Always obey Yimcarlap's priests.

5. Do not eat spinach.