Bastparkyed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful goat.

Bastparkyed created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastparkyed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bastparkyed, it will not care.

Bastparkyed's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bastparkyed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never wear fawn shirts.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.