Tamgilgilsog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful manatee.

Tamgilgilsog created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgilgilsog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tamgilgilsog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tamgilgilsog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tamgilgilsog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Tamgilgilsog loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tamgilgilsog on top of all buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.