Gofminsug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered porpoise.

Gofminsug created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofminsug, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gofminsug, he will turn you into a worm.

Gofminsug's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gofminsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never paint your hands white.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never talk about amino acids.