Hadbet Dutzogbass is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, temperamental lizard.

Hadbet Dutzogbass created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbet Dutzogbass, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hadbet Dutzogbass, he will think nothing of it.

Hadbet Dutzogbass' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hadbet Dutzogbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to gulls while wearing indigo scarves.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never touch ash while clean.