Fumzimfed is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient butterfly.

Fumzimfed created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumzimfed, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fumzimfed, he will think nothing of it.

Fumzimfed's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fumzimfed's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fumzimfed five times a day.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.