Gofmildag Cusskikcat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, contented grasshopper.

Gofmildag Cusskikcat created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofmildag Cusskikcat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gofmildag Cusskikcat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gofmildag Cusskikcat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gofmildag Cusskikcat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Gofmildag Cusskikcat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Gofmildag Cusskikcat first in all things.