Ren is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast slug.

Ren created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ren, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ren, it will strike you with lightening.

Ren's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ren's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Ren in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Ren in the centre of the settlement.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.