Fonrigyik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate clam.

Fonrigyik created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Fonrigyik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonrigyik, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fonrigyik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fonrigyik's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never feed cherries to doves while wearing shirts.

5. You must love Fonrigyik.