Bophimdam is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured
hydra.
Bophimdam created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bophimdam, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bophimdam, it will laugh at you.
Bophimdam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Bophimdam's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Erect four lead sculptures of Bophimdam on top of important buildings.
3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bophimdam on top of all buildings.
4. Worship no other gods but Bophimdam.
5. Never leap in the presence of eagles.