Bophimdam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured hydra.

Bophimdam created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bophimdam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bophimdam, it will laugh at you.

Bophimdam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bophimdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Bophimdam on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bophimdam on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Bophimdam.

5. Never leap in the presence of eagles.