Pang is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy human.

Pang created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pang, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pang, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pang's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pang's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pang.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pang.

3. Always obey Pang's priests.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.