Kopnarhak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing dove.

Kopnarhak created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopnarhak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kopnarhak, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kopnarhak's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kopnarhak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Kopnarhak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopnarhak.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. You must pray to Kopnarhak six times a day.
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