Dosstonbam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish wolf.

Dosstonbam created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosstonbam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dosstonbam, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dosstonbam's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dosstonbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. You must pray to Dosstonbam seven times a day.

4. Always obey Dosstonbam's priests.

5. Never feed pineapples to badgers while wearing tights.