Fedquathug is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-knowing jackal.

Fedquathug created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedquathug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fedquathug, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fedquathug's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fedquathug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to ants while wearing pink ear rings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fedquathug.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.